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You are number 1 in the queue. So you'll probably wait like 0 minute(s) and 14 seconds. While you're waiting I suggest counting from 0-9. Repeat as necessary.
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You are now chatting with the one, the only, Dr. 'Eddard Stark'
Eddard Stark:
Dr. Eddard Stark at your service. How's it going?
Mairead:
Hi! What's the url for giving feedback on your awesome employees?
Mairead:
Also. Are you a zombie?
Eddard Stark:
You can send info to service@moosejaw.com
Mairead:
Ok, thank you!
Eddard Stark:
Retail Zombie maybe. I have to sell all these coats, since as we all know, Winter is Coming.
Mairead:
OK, now you get to be in my praise email. What's your actual name or can I just refer to you as Eddard because you are amazing.
Eddard Stark:
They will know who I am, the Lord of Winterfell is well known.
Mairead:
OK good.
Mairead:
Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t.