December 2008
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Reminder #3
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
— Daily Thought from RealSimple.com
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PWNT
Jon Stewart: So why can’t gay people get married? Mike Huckabee: Well, because marriage still means a male and a female relationship. And until the laws are overturned, it still means that. Jon Stewart: I disagree. I think, you know… segregation used to be the law until the courts intervened. Mike Huckabee: There is a big difference between a person being black, and a person practicing a...
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Life Lesson #834
Michael: GOD. Wow, what was ON that? Dwight: BUTTER. Newborns are slippery.